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Seenay Se Laga Ker Kaha

Mother sms Seenay Se Laga Ker Kaha Kerti MAA Mujhko Tu Laal hai Mera Na Sara Mujhko Pachtaye Ga Ek Din Jab Mein Chali Jaon Ge Na Chahte Hue Bhi Akaila Duniya Mein Chor Jaon Ge Zamana Dikhaye Ga Germi...

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Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?

Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..? Aftr d match he asked Bhajji 'Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?' Bhajji slapped & said-DUBARA MAT PUCHNA...

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MAA saath hai to saya-e-qudrat

MAA saath hai to saya-e-qudrat bhe saath hai MAA k bagair esa lge din b raat hai Main door jao uska mre sar py hath hai Mere liye tu mere MAA he kainat hai Daman mei MAA k Sirf wafa k phool hain Hm...

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Is zulm ki duniya main

Is zulm ki duniya main faqat piyar meri maa, Hay meray liye saya-e-dewar meri maa, Nafrat k jazeron say mohabbat ki hadon tuk, Bus piyar hay han piyar hay bus piyar meri maan...

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About MAA:- Dastan mere laad

About MAA:- Dastan mere laad pyar ki Bas, Ek Hasti k gird ghoomti hai, Pyar JANNAT se is liye hay mujhey, Ye meri MAA k qadam choomti hai.

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Maa se rishta aisa banaya

Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae, Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae, Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa k Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae...

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Maa hai mohabbat ka naam,

Maa hai mohabbat ka naam, Maa ko hazaron salaam, Karde fida zindagi, Aaye jo bachon ke kaam...

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Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak “Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo”...

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31

31st March ho ya 1st april Fool to Fool hi hota hai. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools....

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Watch ND tv news jaldi!!!

Watch ND tv news jaldi!!! India is selected for super 8 because Sirlanka, Players got cought in drug test! Bewakuf April fool!

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Kitne Khusnaseeb hai hum jo

Kitne Khusnaseeb hai hum jo hamein sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili ye chand, ye tare mile or sapno ki saugat mili. Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena. Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye...

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Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL

Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHWAB zaruri hai !! Aur khwab dekhne k liye NEEND !! To apni MANZIL ki pehli sidi chadho !! Aur ..... SO JAO!! GUD NITE !!!

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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

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Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai

Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light, Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night Band Karne ka Tube Light aur soneka Tight, Boleto BYE... Good Nite

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Sakura, Sakura. Noyamamo satomo

Sakura, Sakura. Noyamamo satomo Miwatasu kagiri. Kasumi-ka kumo-ka.... asahi-ni niou Sakura, Sakura, Hanazakari.

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hayo rabba tussi so gaye

hayo rabba tussi so gaye inni jaldi ik mint ruko maino"GOOD NIGHT"te bolan deo ji,GOOD NIGHT" hai ji o,tussi chaho te sweet dream bhi dekh lena

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Ek kave shaadi ke baad

Ek kave shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho! PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.

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Chand ka bed, Taron ki

Chand ka bed, Taron ki Razai aur phoolon ka takia!!! nice na!!???? now come back to earth & SLEEP on ur "MUNJI"Good Nite

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Dimag Jiska ..ICE

Friendship sms Dimag Jiska ..ICE Jivan Uska ..NICE Dil Jiska .. PURE Safalta Mile .. SURE Nazar Jiski .. CLEAR, Wo Sabka .. DEAR Jaise ki..... Guess? "My Best Friend"

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Aap paas raho ya durr,

Aap paas raho ya durr, Hum dil se dil ki awaz mila sakte hai, Na khat ke na phone ke mohtaz hai hum, aapke dil ko ek hichki se hila sakte hai. Good Night

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